Falafel Jokes

What does an injured gyro say?

I falafel."

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What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.

What did the Middle Eastern dictator say after he had lunch?

I ate so many chickpeas, now I falafel.

What did the sick gyro say to the other gyro?

I falafel.

Why don't I enjoy certain middle eastern food?

Because it just makes me falafel.

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Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Why're they called hemorrhoids?

Surely they should be called asteroids? :

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What do Mediterranean volcanoes make for dessert?

bakLAVA

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?

Shut up.

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What are two things dinosaurs can't have for dinner?

Breakfast and lunch. I'll show myself out now

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

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What type of math is dead?

Aerith-matic..

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even