Muslim Man Jokes

What do Muslim men do while foreplay?

Tickle the goat under it's chin.

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How does a muslim man close a door?

Islams it!

What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What do you call it when Muslim men play naked twister?

Dinner entertainment at Guantanamo Bay

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why should you date a girl who is good with her hands and plays soccer?

Because she's probably a keeper.

What do you give a girl who already has everything?

Antibiotics

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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What does a muslim man call a woman he wants to sleep with, but can't due to religious reasons?

Harambae

What do you call a Muslim man's fifth wife?

Harambae

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why are Muslims so good at driving at night?

Because that's when they brake fast.

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's...(loud crash as a battering ram demolishes the front door)...there?

We're the Ferguson Police Department. We ask the questions.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.