What does an aging Mafia boss do for his birthday?

Forget about it.

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

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Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

What age were pigs discovered in?

The Saus Age.

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How are the Mafia and the Amish similar?

They both don't like wires

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday?

Because people kept toasting him!

What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday?

Cancer.