How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

he forgot the safe word

What gun would Jesus outlaw first?

A nail gun

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What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

What part of a car is the laziest?

The wheels. They are always tired.

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How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart