How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

Who, Jesus?

No, dummy. Superman.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What's it called when an Arabic author releases their latest novel after dinner?

Post-Hummus

What did the policeman say when the Arabic man escaped from jail?

GOTTA CATCH JAMAL