How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

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What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

What other miracles can you do?

Jesus: I can varnish 'You mean vanish ' J: *running finger over a beautiful oak table* aha, not quite

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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What did the black Jesus say to the black Black Buddah?

Allah back!

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

Why did the unfaithful Arabic woman cross the road?

To get to the other Sayid.