What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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Why is almond milk called almond milk?

Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Who would be Sub Zero's perfect rival in the Marvel Universe?

Thor.

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

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How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."