Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What do you mean I've had enough to drink?

Hold my beer while I fight this lamppost.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

a STRAWberry. ...I'll go...

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What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

How do you know when you are a drug addict?

when you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

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Why does beer go faster through you than milk?

Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants