Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

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What do you get if you drink too much Gin?

A double Gin

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops

Why don't rabbits like beer?

Because it messes with their hops

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How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

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Which beer did the flower drink that made it realize that it was smarter when it was young?

Budweiser

Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser?

Because he clearly owed the win to Miller.