Norse Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor

What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl."

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

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Thor

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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By Norse code!

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

How does a Scandinavian man catcall?

Hey, you look like someone that could show me the right bus to take."

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What would North Korea be renamed to if it was taken over by a Scandinavian dictator?

Norse Korea

How is that even science fiction?

They might as well rename it "Downton Abbey."

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."