What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D