What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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What is the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

an electron

Why was the electron mad?

Well, it doesn't really matter...

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Why isn't energy made of atoms?

It doesn't matter (go ahead and down vote :P)

What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

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How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D

How did the Nucleus escape from prison?

through the cell wall.