What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

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Why didn't the electron leave it's house?

Because it was grounded.

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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What did the atom say to the other atom?

Let's bond!

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

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What did the nucleus say to get the electron up?

Up and atom!

How does a nucleus get out of prison?

Through the cell wall. :D