Francium.
Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
We Surrender!
Pupil: Fire Earth Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet Pupil: Well Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net I'm in my element.
The element of some fries.
One electron
Just an electron that goes around looking for a fuse to blow!
The chemist may frown.