What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What do you call a PED for bears?

Polaroids.

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

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Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

What do you call an Eskimo peeping tom?

Tukaluk

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Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you call an explanation of an Asian cooking show?

A wok-through.

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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What did the cork say to the bottle?

If you don't behave yourself, I'll plug you.

What do you call a square peg that wonders if it could plug a round hole?

Pi-curious.