How many rainbows does it take to change a lightbulb?

The white amount.

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How many white people does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just hire a mexican to do it.

How many graduate students does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but it takes nine years.

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What should I do?

Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change...

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

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What's the difference between the NBA and a pint of Guinness?

Nothing. They're both mostly black, with a little bit of white at the top.

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua