Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why did the rapper die after being shot?

He forgot 2pac his bullet proof vest

Who's there/9-11/9-11 who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.