Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How do you drowned a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5

How about that airplane food?

Edit: I'm so sorry.

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What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

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Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

What kind of fish is made of just two atoms?

2 Na

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What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.

What do neutrinos and I have in common?

We're always penetrating your mom

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What do you call a group of Ocelot?

An Awful-lot.

Who has two thumbs and looks an awful lot like Alec Baldwin?

Alec Baldwin

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What do men and women have in common?

They both distrust men.

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.