What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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What's black and white and can't go through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What is the Pope's favorite type of woman?

Nun

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What is the Arabic word for Priest?

Infidel.

What did the priest get at Toys R Us?

An erection.