What did the nun say to the priest?

Shut up

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head ?

Sister Matic !

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How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

What does it mean when a lion roars?

Shut up. The movie is about to start.

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

What's the difference between a priest and his dog?

One wears pants and a collar while the other wears a collar and pants.