Ohio Jokes

What's a weaboos favorite state?

Ohio.

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What did the Ohioan Satanist say when he arrived to cult?

Ohio Satan!"

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

Which US state is the friendliest towards the Japanese?

Ohio

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Okay men, get on the ship."

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Half of what it was last week

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