What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.