Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

What do you put in an oragami gun?

Paper clips.

Magnetic Banana Jokes More Magnetic Banana Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

What is long and yellow and always points north?

A magnetic banana.

Scaffold Jokes More Scaffold Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

Seal Jokes More Seal Jokes

What's the difference between a seal and a sealion?

An electron

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A: A fish!

How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Polar Bear Jokes More Polar Bear Jokes

What kind of money do polar bears use ?

Ice lolly !

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What do you call an Irishman who studies dinosaurs?

a paleontologist.

North Jokes More North Jokes

What's yellow and always points to the north?

A magnetic banana.

Why are the only kids in Warsaw magnet schools from Central Poland?

Cause North and South Poles repel each other ...