Magnet Jokes

Why is the magnet on medication?

Because it's bipolar

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Why did Insane Clown Posse never learn about magnets?

They're repulsive!

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

What do you call a magnet that can go both ways?

Bi-Polar

What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Why did the magnet go to the psychiatrist?

He was bipolar.

Why are magnets so arousing?

They're very attractive.

What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you"

Why do physicists have such a hard time figuring out why their experiments fail Monday through Thursday?

Causal fridays.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

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How do you reload a cardboard gun?

With paper clips.

What did the paper clip say to the magnet?

I find you very attractive.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.

Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?

Because the 'p' is silent.

Study Jokes More Study Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why would anyone want to study the Earth and how it rotates?

I guess that some people just want to see the world turn

End Jokes More End Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

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Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?

One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.

What's the difference between a violin and a viola?

A viola burns longer.