What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Previous Random Joke Next

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

How do you know God isn't black?

Because it's not "I is who I is" My brother is 35...

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What did Jennifer Lawrence say to Julius Caesar?

May the Ides be ever in your favor."

What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back