What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

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Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

Julius Caesar Jokes More Julius Caesar Jokes

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

What did Julius Caesar ask when finding a color to paint the Senate?

Ecru, Brute "

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Why does the media always call a stabbing incident a "violent" stabbing incident?

Is it possible to stab someone non-violently