What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ?

A bird that talks in morse code !

What's the definition of Parity?

Two parrots exactly the same!

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What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

When is Independence Day 2 coming out?

9/11

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What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

What do you get when you cross a firecracker and a duck?

A firequacker.