What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

Why doesn't San Antonio have a pro football team?

Because then Dallas would want one too.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

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What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

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What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!

What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.