What do you call a white person on fire?

A firecracker.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why should you be scared of a white person in prison?

Because they are most certainly guilty.

What do you call a love triangle between a white person, a black person and a native american?

Neapolitan.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

What's a dragon's favorite snack?

A firecracker!