What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What runs forever and never dies?

An argument with a woman! And I'm in one right now.

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Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

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What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

What would Jimi Hendrix be doing today if he was still alive?

Trying to get out of his grave.

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

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How does a dog play Hendrix on guitar?

With a chihuahua pedal.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.