Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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Whats the most common day to get sick on?

Achoosday

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing?

Because someone threw a fridge at her....

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Opportunity.

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

What does a Japanese girl ride?

Niisan.