What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!