What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you say about a pig who acquires a lot of cash?

He's making bankon.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

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What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!