What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

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What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What did the visually-challenged gentleman say as he walked past the tuna stand at the open air market on a hot summer's day?

Hello ladies. Warm enough for you