What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

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Because he always plays with Pooh.

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

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What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...

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Bacon.

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Bacon a cake for your birthday !

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers