What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.