What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What is the difference between a 5 and a 2?

3

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why is it so cheap to buy 12 rhombuses?

Because they're a diamond dozen

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What do cows sit on?

Couches

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY" ?

There is no F in way.

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

What do you call an undercover cop?

A pig in a blanket.

Hog Jokes More Hog Jokes

How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish