A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because all proper tea is theft.
A: Hold my purse.
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Buy high sell higher.
It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."
polar-oids
One you sit on and the other is a park bench.
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
He was making a scene!
Because he asked for Ice-es
A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
A solmate
The hamstring.
A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.
In piggy banks.
A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.
