What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What's faster than a black guy running down the street with your T.V?

His brother holding the VCR.

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

When is a pig not quite a pig?

A: When it's oink-ognito.