What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!"

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What's the definition of a redneck virgin?

A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig... ...with an unusually high IQ?

Einswine

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.