Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to .

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

A: Catch.

How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Why did the Orange stop rolling?

It ran out of juice!!!

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.