Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Pee-wee Herman cross the road?

He was choking the chicken.

Who's there ! Chicken ! Chicken who ?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there !s

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

What do you call Bambi's friend dead on the road?

Thumpthumper

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

What do you get if you cross a gorilla and a prisoner ?

A Kong - vict !

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

What's Mr. Skeltal's favorite candy?

Dootsie rolls.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Why are there no jehovah's witnesses in Italy?

The mafia doesn't like witnesses.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the mud and crosses back over?

A dirty double crosser.

How do vampire football players get the mud off?

They all get in the bat-tub.