Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in mud, and cross again after being caught by the mafia?

Because he was a dirty double crosser.

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Why did the rooster run away ?

He was chicken !

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Why did the chickens cross the road?

Because they were Turkish.

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Where there is a fork in the road. This and other tyre jokes here:

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch?

A cuckoo clock.

What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

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Get off Mu-lan!!!"

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

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Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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Let's Rock and Roll.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the person that cleans the Mafia's hotel rooms?

A maid man.

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Mud Jokes More Mud Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What happened to be, she, and they... ...when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead