When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call the first sperm that reaches the egg?

The ova achiever

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick?

Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.