When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can working with cow hide act in your favor on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

Why did the Rabbi stop buying beer?

Hebrewed his own