When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

How many eggs do the French use in their omelettes?

Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?

Dead.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the world stop being Blue?

The new softcap limits

What did Darth Vader do when his iTunes stopped responding?

He force quit.