What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

How do we not know what women want yet?

There are tons of conflicting lists all over the internet.

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What's he like?

asked the police officer sympathetically. The boy replied, "Beer and women."

How many police officers... How many police officers does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !