What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

How are babies and strippers alike?

They're fun to play with but I wouldn't want to take one home

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What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Why do hockey players always make terrible birthday cakes?

Because icing is not allowed.