Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What did the fisherman say to the card magician?

A: Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why did the fishermen buy a new pole?

Just for the halibut.

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice?

polar-oids

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

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Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.