Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What do you call a black brick with three holes in it?

A polish bowling ball.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Halibut Jokes More Halibut Jokes

Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why'd you order the Fish n' Chips?

For the Halibut.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What drink can I get you?

Just ice for Harambe"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

Drill Jokes More Drill Jokes

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.