What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay

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What did the World Chess Champion ask Michael Jackson?

Do you want to be black, or white

How do you know he's a peeping tom?

Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a pikachu'".

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

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Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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It's not a too-nah!"