How many black people does it take to change a light bulb?

Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do people buy expensive rims?

they're investing in wheel estate.

Where do hipsters buy their clothes?

Most likely a thrift store or Urban Outfitters, TBH.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Slave Jokes More Slave Jokes

How do we know that slaves went to college?

They all had masters

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!