What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why did u shoot your wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

What did the type setter sing while he worked?

I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What's a blind mans worst fear ?

A prius

How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood?

Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.

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What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.