What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many conspiratards does it take to screw in a light bulb....?

NONE! ITS A SECRET GOVERNMENT PLOT TO KEEP US IN THE DARK!"

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.