Why do they say "break a leg !" to actors ?

If you said "tear an ACL !" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a conspiracy theorist say when he breaks up with someone?

I think we should start seeing other sheeple."

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?

Darn it !

Tear Jokes More Tear Jokes

What did the ancient Greek mother say when her sons toga got torn?

Euripides, Eumenides

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart?

Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small!

Spot Jokes More Spot Jokes

How can you spot a racist in a crowd?

They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Actor Jokes More Actor Jokes

Who's there ! Actor ! Actor who ?

Actor you my dear Alphonse !

What was Will Smith's occupation before he was an actor?

He was a blacksmith

Acl Jokes More Acl Jokes

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Why did the lawyer with a torn ACL still win the marathon?

OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee