What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.