What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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What did the two stoners do with their son when they divorced?

They put him under joint custody.

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.