Bud Jokes

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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Why do flowers and beer get along so well?

They're buds

Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why would Adele cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Bud Light Jokes More Bud Light Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?

So you can read her lips!

What's the worst thing to read in Braille?

Don't touch this.

Headphone Jokes More Headphone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas ?

A Headphone

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Why was that?

Caspar: She couldn't afford a dog.

King Jokes More King Jokes

Why didn't anyone react when the king farted?

Because it was a noble gas

Why couldn't you trust the king of the jungle?

He was a lion.

Bible Jokes More Bible Jokes

Why do feminist hate the bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What's the first sign of football in the bible?

Jesus going up for the cross!