What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.

What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What came first the car or the wheel?

The car because a wheel isn't cary fast but a car is wheely fast.

What happened when the wheel was invented?

It caused a revolution.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!