What's the capital of Ohio?

Son: ... Me: It's also a famous explorer. Son: Dora Me: Yep. Dora, Ohio.

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What is it son?

Son: Boys are gathering into our yard! Dad: ...How many boys Son: All of them... Dad: MY MILKSHAKES!

Why put a baseball bat up when you can just lay it down on a stair in the middle of the stairway?

What could go wrong " My son apparently

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Where is Engagement, Ohio?

It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion.

What's worse than being a tanning salon owner in Africa?

Being a Somali Uber driver in Columbus, Ohio.

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Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

What's the capital of Canada?

Tim Hortons.

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

What do you call a Mexican girl who converts to Islam?

Dora the Exploder

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.