Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

How many Mormons do you take fishing with you?

Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

How many bros does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer Natural Light.

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Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ?

Budweiser the King of Beers !

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed. First to ever post this joke here, yay!

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.