What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

Why did I break up with my spare change?

It was too clingy

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What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

What is the hardest part of cuting a baby in half with a straight razor?

My erection.

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What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

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What do you call a man with just a nose?

No body nose man. Hue hue hue.

What's orange and sounds like a carrot!!!????

A snowman blowing his nose!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a lobster and a Japanese woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other is a crushed Asian.

What do you call a quiet asian?

Silent-li

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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What happens to an Asian guy when they run into a wall with a full erection?

They break their nose!

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.