How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...

How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.