How do you electrocute a blonde?

A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.

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What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair?

he was a bad conductor.

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What do you call a Mexican after he gets electrocuted?

Re-fried beans!

What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted?

Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...