How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

Why did the trout leave the cult?

They were too sacrifishal

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What is said at the conclusion of a lesbian marriage ceremony?

You may fist the bride

Why do dogs lick each other?

Because they can't make a fist.

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What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.