How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple?

Worm your way out of that one then!

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

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What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.

What do you call a chicken with a piece of lettuce on its face?

Chicken Caesar salad.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.