How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.