What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot. :

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.