What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Rabbit Jokes More Rabbit Jokes

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A Carrot.

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.