How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

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Why do dogs chase their tails?

A: They want to make ends meet.

Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

A retail store.

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How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

What's this for?

He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."