How can you tell a dog is a cool dog?

It swags its tail.

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What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What's the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?

One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale

What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?

It won't be long now...

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How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

What do you call joke told by a duck?

A wise quack.