Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

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What do you call a Mexican guy with one rubber toe?

Roberto

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."