Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Why does the Mexican guy take xanax?

For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo

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What do you call two Mexican guys playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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How did So-Cal celebrate the double anniversary of the LA Riots and Cinco de Mayo?

Rodney King Pinatas

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."