How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

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Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

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How are books like dogs?

The good ones are hard to put down

What do girls and parking spaces have in common?

All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled

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What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.