What do you get when you cross a black and a mexican?

Someone who's too lazy to steal.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand?

Bury-toes. Hah hah

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What do you get if you cross Socrates with a dentist?

A flossopher!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.