What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

A: Her crayons are still sticky.

What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry