What's the biggest difference between a crayon and your ex?

The crayon is non-toxic!

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Big Difference Jokes More Big Difference Jokes

What's the biggest difference between Republicans and Democrats?

Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless