What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Why is unemployment rising in Jamaica?

Because they're jahbless!

What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !