What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

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Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

A collie-flower !

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

Why was the cook sad when all the water in his pot boiled away?

Because he mist it.

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.