What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Napoleon Bunnyparte!

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.