What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

What do you get when you combine a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing! You can't cross scalars and vectors.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What's green and smells like ham?

Kermit the frog's finger

Fog Jokes More Fog Jokes

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

Mist Jokes More Mist Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call Italian women in a sauna?

A: Gorillas In The Mist!