What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

What do frogs drink ?

Hot croako !

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What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

What do you call three Egyptian women in a bathtub?

Gorillas in the mist